Conjunction Junction

Apparently you have no function!

I'm curious how one is supposed to write an intelligent sounding answer to a question about a life experience that would directly correlate to a customer service experience using less than thirty five words in an online job application. If I left out punctuation and conjunction words, I suppose it could happen, but I would sacrifice showing any capablity or grasp I may have of sentence structure and the English language. Granted on this blog, I realize I am all over the place with grammatical errors and poor punctuation; especially this post because I'm typing it with high adrenaline and a caffeine related haste and it is primarily fueled by annoyance. Does that even make sense? Do I even care? Mostly, I'm surprised that this specific online application is for a position at a large, well known retail book store.

Today I:

- way way way overslept

- sipped on vegetable beef soup and watched monster squad

-snuggled with toby because sometimes i'm a cute girlfriend
- finished a million little pieces by james frey

- was disappointed to find out just how much of that book was fabricated

- walked to ugly mug to fill out aforementioned job applications

- drank kenyan coffee from a christmas mug

- started my above rant

- walked to nypd for a slice of pizza

- devoured that slice of pizza

Later I will:

- make sloppy joes!

- meet up with the smoots for some pool hall fun

- drink . . . again.

- contemplate relativity

- take some pictures if i'm not too shy

- make a kissy face

- ponder something and then forget what i was pondering

- fall asleep and dream of grilled cheese sandwiches again

Goals?

- kick some serious butt at the pool hall

- not be too let down when i don't